I know I've established my purpose as detailing (bragging) about my sexual conquests and exploits, but I have taken my second dose of a certain stimulant ever in my life and tonight is my first real experience.
Not to be too specific, but today is a very important day in my life and that of my family's so a relative of mine and myself decided to stretch beyond our normal comfort zones to make tonight's celebration above and beyond standard celebratory routine.
Of course I'm referring to cocaine.
I am on top of the world. Sure, you can try to imagine what that might feel like, but until you've done cocaine you never really know.
I am the happiest I can ever remember being.
I know that my life isn't the greatest, and for the first time in years I don't feel like offing myself.
I'm not trying to figure out how I will buy 400 diphenhydramine pills and take them without anyone knowing or without throwing them up before I die.
Not tonight.
Tonight I have won the lottery. Tonight I am the sexiest woman alive. Tonight I know the meaning of existence.
And I hope to whatever-will-keep-me-away-from-coming-down that I fall asleep before this feeling fades.
